As you may or may not know, the Obscure Object's birthday is coming up this weekend, and as she happens to love The Middleman (but never got to finish the season), I thought I'd get my hands on a copy. I mean, it's not officially out yet, but it can't be that hard, right?

Wrong. So far, I'm being rebuffed at every turn - torrents are a no-go, iTunes is similarly unhelpful - and I could use some help. Does anyone know where I could download these holy grails of quirky goodness without crashing my computer or breaking my bank account?