vanitashaze

1. First item of business: ow. Daughters, never take your fathers' advice about pyramiding weights at the gym, because if you do you'll end up unable to move your arms more than a few inches, and spend Thanksgiving wrapped up in ibuprofen and frozen packs of corn.

Frankly, I'm a little disgusted at myself. I mean, I'm sixteen, not fourty-five. Why am I not immediately bouncing back from this?

2. Deck the other shoppers at Best Buy, fa-la-la-la-lalala, tis the season to take Westerners hostage in Mumbai, fa-la-la. That's right, people, it's that time of year again, and I'm feeling like doing a card exchange. So if you want one, comment below with your mailing address and - if you want a fandomy-type card, 'cause those are always fun - what you want to see. Comments will be screened. Oh, and if you want to send me one, just put CARD EXCHANGE~ in the topic box (thank you