no. no, no, no!

Dear Yahweh, or Weather Gods, or Al Gore or whomever it may concern: no.

Not another thunderstorm, please, not when we just got our power back on yesterday! Honestly, I think we've all had enough of the leaking and trees falling on things and the runs on bottled water and m'dog making for the highest ground and deciding that it lies on top of my head.

We get it - global warming is bad! Now kindly stop with the booming and flashing and...

Oh, bugger.